Well, are you?
i’m s o lonely
only four people have emailed me today. on of them is me and one of
them is tumblrbot
HAPPYMOTHERFREAKINBIRTHDAY JAMIE! YOU’RE MY BUTTMAN BUDDY AND JUST
AWESOME OK. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVEN THO WE HAVEN’T TALKED IN FOREVER.
But enough about me. HAVE SOME CAKE.
Out of 69 people, at least one of you ought to drop me a line and
chitchat. I wanna meet you guys!
Nayway, it’s firstname.lastname@example.org because I can’t use tumblr ask
or fanmail right now. Looooong story…
Yep yep. Talk to me or I’ll flood your dash with text art of MSI
lyrics and sex fantasies involving Eric Cartman.